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Jesus Simulator Switch Review
This review of Jesus Simulator for the Nintendo Switch describes the game as extremely poor quality, stating that Christians deserve better religious game offerings. The article criticizes the game's design and execution.
Nintendo Download – August 13, 2026 (Europe)
Nintendo has released its latest European download list for the week of August 13, 2026. The list includes new retail and digital titles for the Nintendo Switch and the upcoming Switch 2, featuring games like The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered and Madden NFL 27.
Nintendo Switch 2 and Switch file sizes – Final Fantasy 14, Lies of P, Big Walk, more
Nintendo eShop listings reveal the file sizes for numerous games on both the Nintendo Switch and the upcoming Nintendo Switch 2. Notable titles include Final Fantasy 14, Lies of P: Complete Edition, and Big Walk, with file sizes ranging from under 100MB to over 100GB.
Fake Uncharted and Jesus Simulator removed from PS5 store in shovelware purge
Sony has begun a purge of the PlayStation Store to remove shovelware and AI-generated games, with titles like 'Jesus Simulator' and a game previously featuring 'Uncharted' assets being removed. Despite these efforts, the article questions the effectiveness of Sony's content moderation and the continued presence of low-quality titles on the platform.
Sony's battle against shovelware publishers persists as it purges another load of crap games from the PlayStation Store
Sony has continued its efforts to remove low-quality games from the PlayStation Store, delisting entire catalogues from publishers like GoGame Console Publisher, VRCForge Studios, and Welding Byte. This action targets games that mimic successful titles or are considered low-effort asset flips or AI-generated content, following a similar large-scale removal in January.
Sony Delists 100s More Crappy PS5, PS4 Games, Including Jesus Simulator
Sony has delisted hundreds of low-quality games from the PlayStation Store, including titles like Jesus Simulator and Card Shop Game Store: TCG Simulator. This move is part of an ongoing effort to remove cash grabs and potentially deceptive titles from the digital storefronts for both PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 4.
There are two different Jesus sims launching within a week of each other
Two simulation games centered around the life of Jesus are launching close to each other. Jesus Simulator was released today, with I Am Jesus Christ set to launch next week on April 2. The article notes the trend of similar themed media being released concurrently, citing examples from film.
Review - Jesus Simulator (PC) - WayTooManyGames
This review criticizes Jesus Simulator for its lack of care and sincerity, citing issues with AI-generated content, poor functionality, and a short playtime that exploits Steam's refund policy. The reviewer deems the game a "pathetic excuse" and a "blasphemy" that should have been condemned.
Jesus Simulator Officially Launches with Limited-Time Release Discount
Jesus Simulator has officially launched, offering a narrative-focused experience inspired by historical events and player choice. A limited-time release discount is available to celebrate the launch. The game emphasizes atmosphere, interpretation, and personal progression through player decisions.